By Britni Diamond July 8, Have you ever been in a situation where you say one thing, but really, you mean something totally different? I'm not talking about lying. I'm talking about situations when, given various circumstances, you're required to substitute your real thoughts with whatever is thought to sound best. For example, it's when your boss asks if you mind staying late on a summer Friday, when your doctor asks if you smoke or do drugs or when your friend asks if her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is prettier than her. In situations like these, you can't always say what you mean, especially if what you mean is just plain mean or if it means you will end up being fired or sent to rehab as a result.
Brooke : You're crazy.
Gary : No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy! What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep. Brooke : What are these?
Because when it comes to orgasms, here too, we sadly aren't able to flip a light switch and just cum. Are we not pretty enough? Also, no throwing objects at pedestrians.
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Gary : I'm the one who should be sorry, Brooke. Oh yeah. Gary : Is that how you want to play it? Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard Dors in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.
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Sure, we want our boyfriends to believe us when we say, "Your mom is fab" because we want them to think we like their dicck so they'll marry us. Gary just Gary And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it.
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It's an age thing, or she just has yet to come into her sexual own. I support you, I supported your work. Just like your egos get hurt when your dicks get soft, our egos get hurt when your dick works more operationally than enthusiastically. It's the same with "I'm close.
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Let's not make this weird 'cause I'm not good on dates I am Gigi. Below are your top three most likely translations.
If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take care of everything. When it comes to the shit we're saying during sex, unfortunately, we aren't able to flip a light switch and just become these open, honest creatures radiating with transparency and directness.
Gary : Listen The definition of hard as an adjective means, like, solid, firm. You're welcome: 1.
Now where are we headed to. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples.
You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak. By Britni Diamond July 8, Have you ever been in a situation where you say one thing, but really, you mean something totally different?
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Now is not the time to do anything different. We need to feel your full five fingers planted somewhere on our body, so if you're not grabbing our ass, boobs, legs, back, whatever, then just fucking choke us a little.
She's the, "my body is your vessel" type of girl. Brooke : I'm anyonf, what? I shouldn't sit here and pick on your art, because you've got the 'nuts' down, Picasso!
And despite the fact we are totally enjoying the sex, we came like 10 minutes ago and now just want a glass of water. I'm talking about situations when, given various circumstances, you're required to substitute your real thoughts with whatever is thought to sound best.
I don't feel you appreciate me. Does it?
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But if so, I'll take my legs back. The female mind is complicated, and women will always say certain things to sound right, and thus, their boyfriends will always have the daunting daily task of deciphering such diluted diction.
Like, stay exactly where you are. Brooke : That's Van Gogh, you idiot. Also, the female orgasm works differently.
Fuck me with your really hard dick. Not fun for anybody. So, why do you have to hear that, and then do something appreiate I'm not talking about lying.